General board rules
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Before you use this board, we ask you to read the following rules carefully. We have them in order to keep the forums running well and to prevent problems. By using this board, you agree to follow the user agreement as stated below. Remember that you will be held responsible for your own actions on this board.
- Turbojugend and Turbojugend forums have nothing, but absolutely nothing to do with any Nazi Scheisse!
- While debating and discussion is fine, we will not tolerate rudeness, insulting posts, personal attacks, threats, abusive language or purposeless inflammatory posts. Our decision is final in these matters and we reserve the right to remove offensive posts without further notice.
- Please refrain from posting meaningless threads, one word (or short) non-sense posts. Threads and posts like these will also be deleted without notice.
- Multiple or repeated posting in order to increase your post count is not allowed, therefore the post-number will not be displayed anymore. Same might follow for "Joined date".
- Porn and anything to do with facism/nazism in signatures and avatars is not allowed and offensive content will be deleted. Refrain from posting large (animated) pictures and youtube-videos in signatures.
- Advertising, spamming and trolling is not allowed. This includes using the private message system to spam other members.
- Discussion of illegal activities such as software and music piracy and other intellectual property violations are not allowed, as is the posting of filesharing links.
- Apart from the national forums, the TurboJugend-Forum language is English.
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Note also the common Turbojugend-Rules:
THE CORE OF THE JUGEND SURELY ARE THEIR RULES.
"THE MORE THE BETTER" SAYS JURISDICTIVE AND EXECUTIVE JUGENDBOSS HANK VAN HELVETE.
"DENN: ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN!" HE ADDS WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE.
Substantial Rules
By joining our association we expect that you do not tolerate fascist or racist behaviour in your TJ chapter and you won't tolerate members with such tendencies. Our utmost concern is to have fun together but it is also evident for us that everyone wearing a Kutte is aware about this serious topic. You represent a community and should not ruin our image by thinking a jacket gives you a free ride to act stupid or run amok.
- How to start a Jugend
You start a Jugend by deciding that either only you can be the one and only President or that you are already a bunch of unorganised denim sailormen and want to dive a little deeper into the Jugend-Darkness.
This quickly leads us to presidental elections. After this honorable person is finally determined the new President will clearly indicate you that presidents are announced for a lifetime. The President then announces vice presidents. All of the local Jugend members are vice presidents!!! So now it's time to pick some memorable aliases or Jugend names. Presidents usually favour more or less famous historical figures, although some may have had a debatable vita. Turbo-Duce, El Supremo, Caesar Proud, Capitan are among the stronger synonyms.
Vice presidental names have something to do with their standing and abilities inside the Jugend. Lawyer, propaganda minister or darling vice president simply ad a special, remarkable touch while Rookie, Bimbo or Heintje just stands for being recruited just hours ago....- Jugend Club Home
Every Jugend must have a place to meet, party, relax or go apeshit. This can be a public location such as Fred's Schlemmereck in St. Pauli or a private place such as the sauna of our Oulu brothers.
As a member of the Jugend you should be open to parties at any time. Especially because you never know how good or bad the mood of your President will be in the near future.....- Activities
Every Jugend is obliged to organize certain activities at least every 77 days. Ah - you think this can be of lesser importance? Then be aware that your Jugend can be erased after a short reminder and you lose your Jugend chapter. Guess how many sailors would appreciate the sudden availability of Los Angeles chapter! Phew! So always remember:
You are only one mouseclick away from being deleted!
Suggested Jugend-action proposals: football or rugby tournaments on a regular basis, yathzee, dart and chess tournaments (for the more sportive Jugend), puzzle events, the famous Schnitzeljagd (aka Turbo-Jagd) around your club home, karaoke competitions (tip: start with Cat Stevens theme evenings and your Jugend will be highly pleased and motivated!), invitation of the next situated Jugend and so on. Just watch the Jugend ticker for new creative input.
Jugend holidays:
Hank's birthday, your presidents´ birthday, pre-listening or video parties, release date of "Apocalypse Dudes and more.- Ass Squad
A President should feel save and comfortable at any time. In order to guarantee maximum security, a president may pick suitable members amongst the fiercest and meanest looking vice presidents to form his security outfit: The Ass Squad.
The Ass Squad for instance takes care about such things like the mostly anonymous call for elections (a must to avoid for any President! Ouch! Boooo